hp5freak
Oct 11, 2008 01:13
Last year I hunted down a Willy for every day...
This year? Eh, not so much...
Sokay...
Willy, dressed in finest sashes,
Fell in the fire and burnt to ashes.
By and by the room grows chilly.
But no one has the heart to poke up Willy.
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 09, 2008 00:35
Willy poisoned Auntie's tea.
Auntie died in agony.
Uncle grimaced and looked quite vexed.
"Really, Will," he said, "what next?"
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 07, 2008 22:31
Willy bashed open the baby's head
To see if brains are grey or red.
What a naughty boy is he!
He shall have no jam with tea.
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 07, 2008 00:58
Willy, I regret to state,
Cut his sister up for bait.
We will miss her when we dine
But Willy's fish are just devine!
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 06, 2008 00:45
Little Willy, full of hell,
Pushed his sister in the well.
Said his mum when drawing water,
"Gee, it's hard to raise a daughter."
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 05, 2008 00:54
by not posting this before Midnight...
but anyways...
Willy was playing on the tracks
When the engine gave a squeal
The engineer just took a spade
And scraped him off the wheel.
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 03, 2008 22:06
Willy found some dynamite
And couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity seldom pays.
It rained Willy for seven days.
little willy 2008
hp5freak
Oct 01, 2008 23:51
I don't have new ones...so I'm recycling...
but you've all either forgotten them, or weren't around last year when I did these...
LITTLE WILLY/WILLIE 2008
My personal favorite!!!
Little Willy with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door
Said his mother with humor quaint
"Willy, dear, don't scratch the paint!"
little willy 2008